- gandalf: hey i just met you.
- gandalf: and this is crazy.
- gandalf: but i am looking for someone to share in an adventure so i'm gonna scratch a symbol in your door and tell some dwarves that you're a great burglar and they can count on you to be a perfect 14th companion on their quest to travel across miles of dangerous land and through goblin caverns and a forest full of giant spiders all so they can maybe kind of come up with some way to kill an enormous dragon and reclaim a load treasure lost a really long time ago because they are dwarves i guess don't ask me how they operate i am a wizard.
- gandalf: so join me maybe.
- gandalf: hey i just met you.
- gandalf: and this is crazy.
- gandalf: but i am looking for someone to share in an adventure so i'm gonna scratch a symbol in your door and tell some dwarves that you're a great burglar and they can count on you to be a perfect 14th companion on their quest to travel across miles of dangerous land and through goblin caverns and a forest full of giant spiders all so they can maybe kind of come up with some way to kill an enormous dragon and reclaim a load treasure lost a really long time ago because they are dwarves i guess don't ask me how they operate i am a wizard.
- gandalf: so join me maybe.
Gandalf: You’ll have a tale to two to tell when you come back.
Bilbo Baggins: Can you promise that I will come back?
Gandalf: No. And if you do, you will not be the same.
Artist Nicholas Hyde compiled a great collection of minimalist Lord of the Rings inspired posters. Each poster is now available to purchase from his Etsy store.
LotR Minimal Movie Posters by Nicholas Hyde (Etsy) (Society6) (Twitter)
Submitted by: Harshness
Bilbo, allow me to introduce…
Most Anticipated Movies of 2012 - The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Over the Misty Mountains Cold by J.R.R Tolkien / Musical Score composed by Howard Shore
“Far over the Misty Mountains cold, To dungeons deep and caverns old… The pines were roaring on the heights, The winds were moaning in the night, The fire was red, it flaming spread, The trees like torches blazed with light.”
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The Hobbit (1977)
“We hobbits are plain, quiet creatures. Adventures make one late for dinner.”
