Totally Adult Purchase 2013

Totally Adult Purchase 2013

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Watching your OTP miscommunicate and generally do things that are the opposite of what you want them to be doing and having no power to stop them.

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Whenever Veronica scoffs at my fluffy ship feels and we’re just like

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*strums guitar* i don’t know what is happening in this moment let alone what i’m doing with my life *strums guitar*

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So my night is consisting of drinking beer and yelling at my friends about how dudes in manporn don’t even know what shape the clitoris is (as evidenced by the horrible oral sex segments). How y’all doin’?

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  • Kristin: probably one of the funniest ways to reject a dude
  • Kristin: would be to dismissively go ugh
  • Kristin: and say 'i don't have time to teach you'
  • Gina: HAAAAAAA
  • Gina: *files away for future usage on unattractive suitors*
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meanwhile gina shrieks at kristin about man porn

  • Gina: i get so annoyed when there's like a dude with his ear glued to her thigh with just the tip of his fucking tongue flickin'. like no. that'd dude porn. because they don't know shit about what feels nice. that's like takin a gd cue-tip to the poor woman's vag i guarantee she's faking the shit out of the whole thing.
  • Gina: and i'ma stop now.
  • Kristin: no plz
  • Kristin: this is making me laugh omf
  • Kristin: q-tip to a vag holy shit
  • Gina: I MEAN IT MAKES ME LIKE REALLY MAD
  • Kristin: DUDE YOU AIN'T GON' GET NO TIP FOR THIS SHITTY SERVICE
  • Gina: L E G I T
  • Gina: LIKE
  • Gina: FUCKSAKE
  • Gina: JUST
  • Gina: FLICKIN AT THE HOOD
  • Gina: AIN'T GONNA DO SHIT
  • Gina: THESE ASSHOLES
  • Gina: WITH THEIR FUCKIN DUDEBRO PORN
  • Gina: DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SHAPE THE CLITORIS IS
  • Kristin: both hands and a map and they still searchin
  • Gina: E X A C T L Y
  • Gina: GET THESE ASSHOLES A PROPER FUCKING ANATOMY TEXTBOOK GODDAMMIT
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earlier this evening...

  • me: are you...pre-gaming?
  • mom: YEP.
  • mom: YOU'RE DRIVING.
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  • Gina: coz ur wonerdufl
  • Gina: oh
  • Gina: my
  • Gina: fucking
  • Gina: god
  • Gina: that typo
  • Jess: akljsdf;jlksfda
  • Gina: is disproportionate to how drunk i actually am
  • Gina: I SPELLED DISPROPORTIONATE RIGHT
  • Jess: but it's loverly
  • Gina: BUT NOT WONDERFUL
  • Gina: WHAT THE FUCK
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about to go in search of iced coffee

  • Gina: do you think they'll remember i wore this tank top yesterday
  • Veronica: loooool
  • Veronica: if they do they'll remember i wore the same shorts
  • Gina: w/e if it's the same kid he's more likely to remember my boobs
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