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this one time a guy hit on me through the wendy’s drive-thru window and i bitch stared so hard he apologized

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"This is the best Beetlejuice Cucumber has ever looked in a movie."
— my friend on Benedict Cumberbatch as Smaug in The Hobbit
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watchin’ people draw parallels between Hatter/Alice and Hook/Emma like please no

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happy to get home early more like delighted to remove my bra sooner than anticipated.

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do u ever just

f i n a l s

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My Skype app keeps freezing so I decided to write a strongly worded letter.

Nailed it.

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I sometimes feel like the only difference between me and students who buy Adderall off their friends for finals week is that my name is on the prescription bottle.

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xtelumendil:

Note to self:

image

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My icon is now Michele being 2 fabulous 4 u deal with it.

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