MAKE LOKI FIX IT
Sad thing is in actual mythology this is very accurate. But loki does always fix the problem and usually the other gods got something good out of it in the end like magical weapons and tools, so really the other gods should stop bitching cuz when loki cleans up his messes they get free shit out of it.
beware of men who think sensitivity and weakness are the same thing. they are messed up and they will mess YOU up with their inability to be intimate and the over-importance they give to violence & power.
^^accurate as FUCK.
I dated this guy. He also claimed that ‘love and hate were basically the same thing’ (NO NOT REALLY DUDE) and also talked all the time about the ‘battle of the sexes’ till I came out and told him that I wasn’t interested in fighting any battles or being his enemy.
I mean really now. Who wants to be in a relationship with their enemy, for fuck’s sake? From a practical standpoint alone it makes no damn sense—you’d constantly be sleeping with one eye open, for a start.
everyone should wear cute flower crowns. boys. girls. everything in between. rabbits. obama. everyone.
when van gogh was out painting in a field some kids shot him by mistake while they were playing with their dad’s shotgun but he told everyone he shot himself so they wouldn’t get in trouble and then he DIED and for a long time everyone thought it was suicide but it wasn’t a suicide he was just trying to help the kids that’s the saddest thing in the world im gonna throw up
what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links